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Playing off of Dstroyer's RP

Post  SilverDragon on Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:19 am

Silver Dragon chews the sushi with a satisfied look on his face. After he swallows it and wipes his mouth he looks at both D Stroyer and the Japanese Girl.

Silver Dragon: That’s some really good sushi! I’ve never tasted such wonderful fish bait!

J Girl: No, no. Shushi, it‘s pronounced shu-shi! And…wait…fish bait? What you mean by fish bait?

Silver Dragon: No miss you are mistaken, its actually SU - SHI. Shoe She is a spray on lubricant chemically designed for women with large feet that want to wear really small shoes. You see it’s has an ingredient known as Terramerrberraloliphinidatamin that causes the skin to shrink. Oh and fish bait is the literal Japanese to English translation of the word sushi.

*D Storyer and the Japanese Girl give Silver Dragon a blank look. The sound of crickets can be heard chirruping. Silver Dragon takes another bite of sushi and swallows.*

Silver Dragon: Yes that is some wonderful sushi!

J Girl: No, no! You are stupid. It’s not fish bait, its shushi!

Silver Dragon: Oh wait, I think I understand! There is a cultural misunderstanding here…

D Stroyer: What, you mean her accent is causing the mistake?

Silver Dragon: No, you see in Japan they spray Shoe She on their sushi in order to give it a more rubbery texture. She is calling it shushi because she probably prepared it using traditional Japanese methods.

*The Japanese girl nods vigorously*

Silver Dragon: It’s a good way to prepare sushi but its kind of troublesome, eating sushi prepared in this manner can cause explosive diarrhea.

*A strange look comes over Silver Dragon’s face as he hears his stomach rumble. His jaw drops as he hops up and runs around the corner toward a men’s bathroom that is a few paces down the hall. He leaps and pushes open the door, and quickly closes it. The J girl and D Stroyer both chuckle to themselves at the “Shushi” bar.


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Re: Playing off of Dstroyer's RP

Post  SilverDragon on Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:20 am

I hope I got this off soon enough. Tell me what you think of it D and shady.


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